I must be too annoying 4 u.
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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