WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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