...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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