She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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