I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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