Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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