I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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