Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
be right there i have to get my cape
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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