why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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