i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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