Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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