RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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