I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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