? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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