Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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