My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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