This girl is more easily done than said...
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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