Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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