Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Randomize
