forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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