I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
True strength comes from lack of pants
did i just pee glitter
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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