Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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