We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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