Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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