im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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