She's JV to your varsity
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
false alarm, still single
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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