I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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