she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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