you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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