TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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