Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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