and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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