I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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