Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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