I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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