Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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