OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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