Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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