I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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