what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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