Where is the hickey?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
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