Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(612): View more from Minnesota

What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?

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(707): View more from California

My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.

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(541): View more from Oregon

plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.

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(770): View more from Georgia

The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions

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(503): View more from Oregon

There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order

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(204): View more from Manitoba

when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.

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(937): View more from Ohio

She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.

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(770): View more from Georgia

yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it

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