Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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