we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
My vagina is officially offended.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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