So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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