she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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