She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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