I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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