How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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