Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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