party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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