Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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