Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i already hear my dad disowning me
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
His hands were made for my vagina.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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