hotel room ftw
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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