I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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